On my mom’s side, I know that they’re all Irish, like full blood Irish except for my grandma I guess she’s Polish. Anyway they’re from Ireland like Irish Irish. Their last name’s Moran. That’s about as Irish as it gets unless they had a Mc in front of it. It’s kind of funny when people are like, ‘oh my God, what ethnicity are you?’ I’m definitely more than a quarter Irish.

I also know that if you go back far enough there’re some goofy characters; like my grandpa’s uncle was Bugs Moran, the guy that got shot by Al Capone in that bar. I doubt this, but my grandma swears up and down that we’re related to some woman pirate. – Nate